Why We Hate Man Utd

CHRISTIANO RONALDO PLAYS FOR THEM

EVERYONE THINKS WAYNE ROONEY IS A TOP CLASS STRIKER

NONE OF THEIR FANS COME FROM MANCHESTER

    YOU NEVER WIN A PENALTY AT OLD TRAFFORD

ALL THEY DO IS FUCKING MOAN

THEY BRING OUT A NEW KIT EVERY WEEK UNTIL EVERY KID IS WEARING ONE

THE FA WILL BEND OVER BACKWARD TO HELP THEM BUT NO ONE ELSE

 ALL THEIR PLAYERS ARE THICK

WE LET THEM DROP OUT OF THE FA CUP LAST SEASON ONLY FOR THEM TO MAKE THE PREMIERSHIP LOOK CRAP IN BRAZIL

EVERY OTHER LIVE GAME FEATURES THEM MAKING YOU SICK OF THE SIGHT OF THEM

 MOST FEMALES SUPPORT THEM BECAUSE RYAN GIGGS PLAYS FOR THEM

THEIR STADIUM IS QUIETER THAN A MORGUE ON MATCH DAYS YET THEY CLAIM THEY HAVE THE BEST SUPPORT ON THE PLANET

    95% OF THEIR FANS HAVE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO OLD TRAFFORD

IT'S ALWAYS MAN UTD PLAYERS WHO FUCK IT UP FOR ENGLAND